thank u for saving bi lions
From the pen of an actual imperialist
Jock Jams Volume 5 is the most lowkey gay house, fucking, poppers anthem, gottamn cocksucking party mix I’ve ever seen and it’s for straight muscleboys to get ripped to.
Anyone else think the sixth California was majorly unnecessary and just a last-ditch effort to suck a little more money out of the California franchise?
“On numerous occasions, Prince has refused Yankovic permission to record parodies of his songs. Yankovic has stated in interviews that he has “approached him every few years [to] see if he’s lightened up.” Yankovic related one story where, before the American Music Awards where he and Prince were assigned to sit in the same row, he got a telegram from Prince’s lawyers, demanding he not make eye contact with the artist.”
blade runner - 1982
halo masterchief turned to cortana. “cortana,” he said, “search spacenet for ‘hella boobs’.”
"masterchief, you are looking at boobs. i was designed with the express purpose of being a hologram with boobs, looking naked and everything while people also use me as some kinda super computer. that’s pretty fucked up but here i am"
"cortana i want to look at more boobs. search boobs," replied masterchief grimly, thinking back on the war